All right, when did this guy grow up and turn 22? Oh right, TODAY. Best wishes to my third second first second first favorite THIS Jonas on this glorious day of his birth! ♥♥♥♥♥


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Must be saved somewhere before I delete my texts.

TEXT OF THE DAY (from me to slashophile):
Dear JB, we are on to you. We know Jemi is fake and that Kevin is gay. We also suspect Nick is asexual. It's okay! We accept you regardless. Love always, B & Britts.

HER RESPONSE:
Jlkdljsa;klf;jewa NICK IS ASEXUAL. WHAAAAT. *DIES* (It's true.)

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Reviewing astronomy notes before going in for the big final. Going over the basic life and death of a star and I'm reminded that I've wanted to make the most ridiculous joke for the longest time, and so I shall do it now to get it out of my system. Feel free to totally not be amused whatsoever.

I like my men like I like my white dwarf stars -- hot ( Read more... )

You must excuse my 1) cell phone camera quality and 2) that I have been sick and lazy and didn't really try very hard.

For those of you who didn't buy the I ♥ JONAS DVD set last week (*AHEM*), it came with these lovely I ♥ JONAS magnets. *swooooon*


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Some last minute predictions for AI tonight (I'm ignoring the fact that there are people in other time zones around here and have already seen it/are watching it now, okay? WEST COAST REPRESENT.)

• Someone will sing "Burning Up". Badly.
• Trying to be delicate, Joe will let someone down easy by telling them that he's hot and they're cold. (Which kind of ( Read more... )

Uh oh, I just realized American Idol is back on tonight. At the end of last year I joked to slashophile that it was so funny that everyone took it SO SRSLY that I just had to watch this season and be totally SRS BZNS about it and that I would report on it daily (in a sort of EW/Idolatry kind of way). Now the question is, should I really? There's no way I can ( Read more... )

It's a surreal moment when you find yourself at 5:30 in the morning, the TV muted on the news, the computer playing David Archuleta Christmas music, reading old fanfiction and scraping up the last bite of marionberry pie from your plate to suddenly be met with Joe Jonas' smiling face staring back up at you from under your fork as it takes you a ( Read more... )

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He gets poured into those pants, clearly. There's no other way. He's liquid. Liquid Jonas. (Do they sell that in a concentrate? Like at Costco? Yes, please.) Anyway, he's all hot with his new haircut and sexy guns, am I wrong ( Read more... )